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 FROM THE DESK OF: REV. STEVE GRANT 
 PAYMASTER GENERAL UNITED NATION
 COMPENSATION COMMISSION
  
  
 Attention: Beneficiary,
  
 I AM REV STEVE GRANT THE UNITED NATION BANK
REPRESENTATIVE ASSIGN BY THE UNITED NATION COMPENSATION
COMMISSION UNDER
THE DIRECTORSHIP OF MR BAN KI MOON TO RELEASE  YOUR
AWARD WINNING INHERITANCE ENTITLEMENT PRICE.
  
 IN VIEW TO THIS APPROVAL WE ARE WRITING TO KNOW IF YOU
ARE IN ANY WAY PERMITT..."